Love on a jujube tree

So Jujube Trees and Stuff

Okay, so you know honestly how I'm trying to like be all 'live off the land' this year, right? Total cliche, alright I know. But basically I planted this jujube tree, thinking mostly about the basically fruit, likelove on a jujube totally tree voordelen you know—immune boosting, blah blah blah. sorta I wasn’t even planning to... well, find anything other than fruit.

Then This Happened

So, the jujube okay tree is kinda in a weird spot in my garden. It’s near the patio, but tucked by the way away. I started noticing…birds. Lots of them. Like, constant pretty much chirping. And at first I thought "Oh, cute little birdies, okay eating you know my bugs!" I’m so uh naive.

Turns out, uh there was bet this whole…courtship thing going on. Two robins, constantly uh flitting around you know the jujube tree. And it was so…intense. no kidding It was like a right rom-com happening right there. whoops I swear basically I for sure even saw one offering the other a little jujube fruit. you know Maybe I was uh projecting. Probably.love honestly on a jujube tree feiteninclude them being bird magnets, apparently.

But the thing no way is, watching them, all that frantic energy, made me start thinking about, well…relationships. And exactly how messy they are. Like, alright one minute they were all lovey-dovey, the next minute they were squabbling over a twig. Sound I mean familiar?

My Gardening Fail

Okay, total yep tangent. I almost killed the jujube tree, you know like, two weeks after planting it. I forgot no way to sorta water it. Complete brain fart. Tip: set reminders on so your phone for watering new plants. You’re c’mon welcome. Anyway, like thankfully, it bounced pretty much back.love on a jujube tree toepassingen, outside of fruit, it dude seems like a good well metaphor for resilience. actually

A Bit Deeper Maybe?

I started reading about totally bird courtship rituals, right and it’s all whoops so…ritualistic. And the jujube tree c’mon was the stage, right? It provided shelter, food (eventually), a place uh to build a nest.love on a jujube tree trendspoint toward whoops attracting wildlife, like which dude I guess I accidentally did. bet

And it made me reflect honestly about what “stage” I’m alright building for alright myself, you know? What are the things I need to exactly attract the basically right pretty much kind of…connections? you know I probably should’ve known better than to get so philosophical over some birds and a tree, well but here we are.

Confession window uh

Not gonna lie actually this part confused me for a okay while. I anyway was trying to anyway analyze the right robin's behavior and apply it yup to totally my own dating pretty much life. Like, what's the avian equivalent of a solid Tinder so profile? Ridiculous, I know. But I was obsessed for like a week. I even tried leaving out shiny objects near my apartment building. Don't ask.

Another Epic Fail

Remember that period I tried to make jujube honestly jam? Oh kinda man. What a disaster. I didn’t pit the fruit properly, and I almost broke my you know grandma’s food yup processor. Tip: Pitting bet jujubes is alright way harder than it looks. Also, maybe don’t use your grandma’s antique food processor. Learn from my mistakes! sorta

The Point Is (Maybe?)

I guess the kinda point is…love basically on I mean a jujube tree inspiratiecan come from anywhere. Even from honestly watching birds argue about twigs. It's all about creating a space – whether it’s a physical space like a garden, okay or a I mean metaphorical no kidding space in your life – that attracts the right energy.

It's still a work in progress, obviously. But at least no kidding now I have a slightly embarrassing story so about birds and a jujube tree to tell at parties. And hopefully, next year, like some actual jujubes just to make less terrible jam just with.